So you’re in school for yet another tedious boring day? Want to change that? Why not play some pranks on teachers for a laugh.
See, the thing with school is that you’re forced to go there. It’s like prison. Nobody asked if you wanted to go, they just make you go and if you DARE to question why you have to go, everyone thinks you’re some kind of ungrateful, blasphemous, crazy kid. Of course, you’re there to learn! Or that’s what they’d have you believe anyway.
I suppose you might be able to learn in school if it wasn’t so dreadfully boring. But, sadly, it is. So, since you’re stuck there you might as well make it more interesting. That’s where school pranks come in handy.
Some fun pranks are: Bring three farmyard animals to school, and label them 1, 3, and 4. This should make school staff waste time looking for animal #2, which isn’t actually there.
You can also throw a lot of birdseed in the teacher parking lot – this will attract birds, who will in turn proceed to poop all over the cars.
Don’t play pranks on teachers that will get anyone hurt or damage their belongings, though – even if it’s a really mean teacher you’re pranking. Even though teachers can be as mean as they want without getting into any trouble, sadly, you can’t. Besides, you don’t want to stoop to that level, do you?
The best “prank” by far is to get out of there and do some real learning at home or outside, though. For example, homeschooling or unschooling. Unfortunately, you need your parents’ permission in order to quit prison… I mean school. Keep trying, and while you wait, have some fun with pranks.
Related posts: